Taco Hell

It seemed like a good idea at the time, swing by to get some burritos and a soda to hold me over until I could cook a better meal later. A few burritos that could pass for pig slop and some fire sauce (necessary to make it edible.) Never again will I do that. Every time, I will ask myself, why? Why did I go to Taco Hell AGAIN. It isn't the fire sauce, I put that on other stuff and it comes out just fine. But why do I keep willingly ingest food that makes me sit on the porcelain throne for hours on end? Is it the glowing bell? The great "deals?" Or the fast service? The world may never know. All I know is I'm going to go to Jack in the Crack from now on.